so much the worst

Jan 02

what the

what the

Nov 19

WHAT a good idea. SO NICE.

WHAT a good idea. SO NICE.

Oct 28

theme idea: “pumpkins ‘n’ pot”

theme idea: “pumpkins ‘n’ pot”

Oct 17

Whoever writes the crazy, crazy product descriptions at Modcloth apparently has only a vague understanding of maple syrup.

Whoever writes the crazy, crazy product descriptions at Modcloth apparently has only a vague understanding of maple syrup.

Sep 30

Always. At a restaurant. At the movies. While getting your hair cut. In the waiting room at the dentist’s. Hay bales is always an adorable seating choice. ALWAYS! They always is.

Always.

At a restaurant.

At the movies.

While getting your hair cut.

In the waiting room at the dentist’s.

Hay bales is always an adorable seating choice.

ALWAYS! They always is.

Sep 02

Little babies are total ballers.

Little babies are total ballers.

Aug 21

I’m pretty sure if I could mash my waist down to 23 inches I would buy this dress. Damn my internal organs.

I’m pretty sure if I could mash my waist down to 23 inches I would buy this dress. Damn my internal organs.

Aug 18

I would love to hear the reaction of the remarkably sassy employees of our local post office to the addressing of this envelope.

I would love to hear the reaction of the remarkably sassy employees of our local post office to the addressing of this envelope.

Aug 15

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Jun 05

I fear that I am getting too vegany to work in an insect lab and then I will have to work in a plant lab and then I will start feeling bad for plants and then I will starve to death. Also electrophysiologists = sickos.

I fear that I am getting too vegany to work in an insect lab and then I will have to work in a plant lab and then I will start feeling bad for plants and then I will starve to death. Also electrophysiologists = sickos.